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Are You at Risk?  The Coffee Allergy Dilemma Do you love coffee but suffer serious consequences upon ingestion? Coffee ID tags are recommended by Health Care  organizations throughout the world. They serve to alert Starbucks Baristas that you should not drink coffee. Who is at risk? Overwrought people who react severely to foreign stimulants - like cocoa beans, tea, and other leaf-like substances. What are the symptoms?       Motor mouth        Rapid eye movements       Over exuberance leading to inappropriate            confessions       Relentless activity for up to 72 hours       Succession of expensive phone calls to distant family members Once ingested, the bean cannot be simply peed away. It must run its course, regardless of what YOUR plans are.  Roommates, friends, business associates, husbands and wives, mother-in-laws - your relationships can be damaged by this Tourettes-like syndrome. But help is at hand. Coffee Sufferers International's coffee ID tags are designed to help fellow workmates, friends and family identify the problem. In addition, they also serve as a reminder to you, the wearer, lest in a moment of weakness at Starbucks, you fail to remember your condition. To learn more about how wearing a coffee identification tag can relieve your loved ones from the trauma of listening to you at 4 am, please contact us directly. Coffee Sufferers International, info at pepperwriting . com Helpful Tip When asked out for coffee, don’t be misled. Before you leave, practice saying, “I’ll have a Camomile Tea, please.” You'll thank yourself later.

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